Hello and welcome to the Ash Hate Page. For those of us who are not familiar with Ash, let me asssure you she is the most heartless, obsolete, old, fascist bat. At least Hitler was camp.
For those of you who do not yet have reason to hate Ash, here are some thoughts to ponder:
- If she had her way you would be condemned to hell forever and ever amen.
- If she had her way the world would be Ash grey [as opposed to any nice grey variant]
- If she had her way you'd all be wearing green trousersuits avec neckties.
- If she had her way we'd surely all be like her; or perhaps like her idiot son, Robert - you know, the one of the sunflower shirts and wanky egotism.
My mum says she's petty and senile.
Anyway, as you've probably guessed, this is a site for ASH HATE. This means any poetry, literature or art may be submitted for inclusion if you have been wronged by Ash, and feel a Very Special Need to express the pain and anguish [through artistic means] she has caused you. Feel free to comment in the Guestbook, especially if it's insulting [to Ash or me]. Or, if you'd prefer, email us: [email protected]
